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I FORGOT YESTERDAY, SO IT'S TIME FOR A LATE [23 Oct 2010|04:42pm]

flight__



Poll #1635105 WOULD YOU RATHER

WOULD YOU RATHER

GET A HOT MEAT INJECTION FROM MONSTROSO
5(41.7%)
LET GHOST ROBOT HAMMER AT YOUR ORIFICES WITH HIS METAL DONG
7(58.3%)
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THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET NSFW UP IN HERE, BECAUSE IT'S TIME FOR [15 Oct 2010|10:31am]

flight__


Poll #1631684 WOULD YOU RATHER?

WOULD YOU RATHER

DRINK A WEEK-OLD RED MOKO COOLER OUT OF RUSTY'S SWEATY ITALIAN LEATHER ANKLE BOOT?
7(35.0%)
GET A FACIAL FROM A BROCK WHO HASN'T EJACULATED IN TWO WEEKS?
13(65.0%)





AWWWWW YEAH
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BECAUSE I AM A SUCKER FOR STUFF LIKE THIS [13 Oct 2010|04:27pm]

hey_mayonegg
[ mood | SCHEMING ]



OK, SO THE END OF BRIGHT LIGHTS, DEAN CITY GAVE US AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE SUCCESSFUL RUSTY VENTURE. FOR THE SAKE OF CONVERSATION, LET'S SAY THAT THIS UNIVERSE DEVIATED FROM THE ONE WE'RE FAMILIAR WITH IN ONE WAY: RUSTY ABSORBED JJ IN THE WOMB.


DISCUSS

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IT'S TIME FOR [08 Oct 2010|10:22am]

flight__



Poll #1629159 WOULD YOU RATHER?

WOULD YOU RATHER

ALLOW BROCK TO KICK YOUR ASS, WITH A GUARANTEE YOU WON'T DIE
6(46.2%)
TAKE YOUR BEST CHANCES IN A FIGHT AGAINST THE NEW 21, NO HOLDS BARRED
7(53.8%)



USE THE COMMENTS TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF, MAKE YOUR DECISIONS, POST PICTURES OF YOUR BREAKFAST. WHATEVER.
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SO HEY THERE [07 Oct 2010|10:30pm]

flight__
I'M GOING TO START DOING A WEEKLY "WOULD YOU RATHER...?" POST. I'M REALLY GOOD AT WYR, SO THAT WILL START TOMORROW MORNING, BEFORE I GO TO WORK

BUT FOR NOW, LET'S PLAY A GAME OF


YOU COMMENT, I DISPENSE YOUR CHALLENGES. THEY MAY BE HARD, THEY MAY BE EASY, BUT ONLY ONE THING IS FOR CERTAIN: YOU WILL HAVE TO FUCK, MARRY, AND KILL VB CHARACTERS. AND MAYBE IF I GET BORED, CHARACTERS FROM OTHER STUFF TOO.

LET'S GO





EDIT 12:13AM EST: GOOD GAME, GUYS. I HAVE TO GO TO BED, SO I WILL BE BACK IN THE MORNING WITH MORE FMK AND A BIG OL' SHINY WOULD YOU RATHER POST. GOOD NIGHT~
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EVERYBODY COMES TO HANK'S [04 Oct 2010|06:19pm]

hey_mayonegg
[ mood | I FUCKING LOVE FILM NOIR ]

I ACTUALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO START OFF THE POST
NOT EVEN GLITTER LETTERS OR GIANT TEXT


I JUST...

I'M EMOTIONALLY DRAINED

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THEYR'E LIKE TWO SUICIDE NOTES STUFFED IN A GLITTER BRA. [30 Sep 2010|05:07pm]

yesdrizella
I WAS RE-WATCHING THE FIRST SEASON, AND I THINK I MAY HAVE FOUND ROBYN, SHE OF THE MOURNFUL TITS.

CUTLINED FOR POLITENESSCollapse )

ALSO: FILM NOIR VENTURE BROS. THIS WEEK.



I WONDER IF HANK STARTED THIS BUSINESS (IT'S CALLED HANKCO OMG HE'S SO STINKING PRECIOUS) WITH THE RANSOM CHECKS HE GOT FROM HIS FATHER.
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THIS IS LONG OVERDUE [24 Sep 2010|11:58pm]

larkworth
LAST HALLOWE'EN, powersuit, dansummerfield AND I WENT OUT FOR HALLOWE'EN DRESSED AS TEAM VENTURE. IT MADE FOR A MOST EXCELLENT EVENING. OUR ONLY REGRET WAS THAT WE DIDN'T GET TO BUILD H.E.L.P.ER. WE WERE GOING TO USE A BUCKET FOR HIS HEAD AND SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE WE COULD GET TO BUY HIM DRINKS, BUT WE RAN OUT OF TIME. WE HAD A SUPER NEAT TIME ANYWAY.

HERE IS A PICTURECollapse )

I FELT YOU MARVELOUS PEOPLE WOULD APPRECIATE THIS.
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[24 Sep 2010|09:00pm]

terrie
SO WHILE DOING MY SEMI-REGULAR GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH FOR BROCK SAMSON, I CAME ACROSS THIS:

I'M CUTTING THIS BECAUSE THE PICTURE IS TOO WIDE, YOU SHOULD FUCKING THANK MECollapse )

NORMAL, RIGHT? PEOPLE COULD OSTENSIBLY BE LOOKING FOR THESE OTHER THINGS TO DO WITH BROCK SAMSON

BUT

????

WAS THAT SCENE
REALLY THAT IMPORTANT
GUYS
REALLY
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SO I HEAR THERE'S A NEW EPISODE OUT [13 Sep 2010|09:50pm]

hey_mayonegg
[ mood | BROCK-BLOCKED ]

WHO WANTS FRESH COCKLES?!

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VB S4.2 AKA S5 AKA SNEW [05 Aug 2010|04:36pm]

terrie
WHAT THE FUCK, GUYS? NOBODY SAID ANYTHING HERE ABOUT THIS YET? THIS IS THE KIND OF THING THAT SCREAMS FOR SPECULATION. CAPSLOCK SPECULATION. OH WELL. I GUESS IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT, I HAVE TO DO IT:







SO ...... BE HONEST.
WHO ELSE ALREADY ASSUMED BROCK HAD JERKED OFF TWELVE TIMES IN ONE DAY BEFORE?
I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE.
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[04 May 2010|10:56pm]

flight__
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS
LOOK AT THIS SEXY VENTURE INDUSTRIES BELT


ALSO, THERE ARE NEW PATCHES, INCLUDING AN EXTRA HOT SPHINX ONE


AND I MIGHT CRY BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD THIS AMAZING OSI TRACK JACKET


THOUGHTS ON THIS MERCHANDISE?
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[28 Apr 2010|11:30pm]

flight__
HEY LOSERS GUESS WHAT I DID TODAY

THE ANSWER IS THIS DOUBLE MEGA-SWEET ALIGNMENT CHART
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SEASON 4.2 [15 Apr 2010|08:38pm]

hey_mayonegg
[ mood | excited ]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS POST FROM JACKSON'S BLOG? I NEED AN OUTLET - AUGUST IS SO FAR AWAY.

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NIGHTINGALES IRL [17 Feb 2010|06:16pm]

terrie
SO I OFTEN WONDER HOW MUCH OF THE VB SETS/BACKGROUNDS ARE INFLUENCED BY REAL LIFE PLACES. I GOOGLED STRIP CLUBS IN COLORADO SPRINGS (I SWEAR IT WAS PURELY FOR THIS REASON) AND CAME UP WITH A PLACE THAT MAY ACTUALLY BE THE RL NIGHTINGALES.

COMPARE:





LOL, AMIRITE?

THE WEBSITE ITSELF IS PRETTY GOOD TOO. FOOD SERVED: HOT DOGS, HOT POCKETS, AND A VARIETY OF CHIPS. CHOICE. PROBABLY NSWF. THERE ARE NO BOOBS OR ANYTHING, BUT I MEAN, YOUR BOSS MIGHT NOT LIKE IT IF YOU'RE LOOKING AT STRIP CLUBS. JUST SAYIN'.
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[25 Jan 2010|10:57pm]

paper_anchor
Hello,

As my first post I just wanna say thanks to succuboso and snappingbonez for getting me into VB cause it's fucking AWESOME. SORRY FORGOT THE CAPSLOK. TO MAKE UP FOR THIS HERE IS A LOLZY PIC I MADE AND PROMISED TO succuboso WHEN I LEFT HER HOUSE 20 MINS AGO.

HANK'S A FREE BITCH BABYCollapse )
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I'LL JUST LEAVE THIS HERE [25 Jan 2010|06:21am]

armaina
[ mood | NERDY ]

I HAVE NOT GIVEN BROCK THE GOATEE BECAUSE IT IS MY BELIEF THAT THE MANLINESS OF SUCH WOULD BE TOO MUCH FOR ONE IMAGE TO HANDLE, WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY YOU ONLY SAW FAT BROCK WITH A BEARD BUT NOT RIPPED BROCK.
OKAY SO I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE COMMUNITY'S OPINION IS OF FANART BUT GEEZE, THERE HAVE BEEN NO POSTS FOR 2010 YET AND WE'RE ALMOST A MONTH IN. I JUST FOUND THIS CONCEPT DISTURBINGLY APPROPRIATE IS ALL.

JUST BECAUSE NEW EPS DON'T START TILL AUGUST DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T HAVE FUN HERE. RIGHT?

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HAPPY NEW YEAR CAPSLOCK_VB~ [31 Dec 2009|12:40am]

succuboso

BROCK IS MY HUSBAND AND WE HAVE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN.

BROCK JR. TAKES AFTER HIS POPS, WHILE BROCKINA LOOKS MORE LIKE ME~

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A QUESTION [29 Dec 2009|11:45pm]

terrie
LADIES (AND SELECT MEN), I HAVE A QUERY TO POSE.

WHO WOULD YOU RATHER FUCK: FAT BROCK OR STINKY BROCK?

FAT BROCK HAS:
  • A BEARD
  • LONG HAIR (HE WILL TIE IT BACK FOR YOU)
  • ABOUT ONE HUNDRED EXTRA POUNDS

    STINKY BROCK HAS:
  • TOTALLY RIPPED ABS
  • A FRESHLY SHAVED FACE
  • THE SMELL OF SEWAGE ON EVERY INCH OF HIS BODY

    BOTH BROCKS HAVE JUST STEPPED OUT OF THE SHOWER. FAT BROCK'S MOUNTAIN MAN HAIR IS SPRINGY AND BEAUTIFUL; HE LOOKS LIKE AN OBESE LION. STINKY BROCK STILL SMELLS LIKE A BUCKET OF WET CRAP BUT HIS MUSCLES ARE GLISTENING WITH WATER.

    YOU MAY ASK ME QUESTIONS TO HELP YOU DECIDE.



    GODSPEED.
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    DISCUSS [28 Dec 2009|08:13pm]

    flight__
    SO, WE ALL KNOW THAT, A LONG TIME AGO, VENTURE INDUSTRIES PRODUCED A LOT OF SHIT. CARS, PLANES, ROBOTS, WEAPONS, BOATS, SPACE STATIONS, AND EVEN LITTLE RADIOS. JONAS SR AND PROBABLY HIS FATHER WERE KINGS OF INDUSTRY.

    SO WHAT ELSE DO WE THINK THEY MADE?

    I THINK THAT JONAS SR MADE

    BOTTLED WATER, TO TAKE ON EXPLORATIONS

    AND

    SEX TOYS, BECAUSE HE LOVED WOMEN. JJ CARRIES ON THIS TRADITION IN HIS DIVISION OF VENTURE INDUSTRIES.

    SHOW ME WHAT ELSE THEY MADE, BITCHES.
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